Recent covert to Dubai after seven wonderful years in London and growing up in The West Country (look that place up if you have to)
I love what I do and keep a food blog alongside, mainly for my own personal amusement (it's called thefunkytruth dot com if you want to check it out)
When not HRing and writing crap about food, or planning another trip to New York, I can be found out and about town, getting ready for my annual Eurovision party, watch trashy telly like Archer and Family Guy and other juvenile activities.
I am GREAT at:
Listening | making G&Ts | making iced Carajillos | winning stuffed animals | staying super-calm | picking out a great shirt | being a magnet for the weirdos in the street who like to talk to people | swimming, thanks to my size 14 feet
I am CRAP at:
Staying in touch with music | staying still | talking about politics | tolerating cyclists | being concise | tanning
Ideal match description:
Essential: Funny, awesome, loves gin, laid back and sarcastic
Desirable: Tall, hates text-speak, loves eating and restaurants, no webbed feet.
Is it all too much to ask?
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